I haven't figured out how exactly this will work or how I will do this - but I have had this on my mind for a while. I wrote recently "We are our stories."
As time and my motivation to write permit, I am going to start capturing some of them. Not sure if they will stay on this blog or if I will create a separate blog for this purpose
They will be in no particular order, just stories I happen to remember and think of and add to my "list" - some quotes or short anecdotes, and some will be longer more involved stories.
Here is the first one.
"Jacking off an Elephant"
Mom was in the hospital for one of her knee replacement surgeries.
Dad used the bathroom in her room, and then used the hand sanitizer from the dispenser.
It's even funnier in hindsight because hand sanitizer didn't mean as much then as it does right now.
At any rate, he used the sanitizer dispenser, which blew a load into his hands.
He came out of the bathroom, exclaimed "Look at this! It looks like I jacked off a ------- elephant!!"
Of course, we all started laughing hysterically and somewhere - there is a picture of his hands.
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That same hospital stay, after surgery, I remember in recovery the Dr said to Mom, we can’t move you to a regular room until you’re stable and not asking for pain medication.
My retort: Waiting for her to be mentally stable?
Like that’ll ever ———- happen LOL.
We all laughed.
Those were some good times and good one liners.
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